1. Kill some flies.
2. Put them in the sun to dry.
3. Pick up a pencil and paper.
As morons say, I DON'T KNOW ART BUT I KNOW WHAT I LIKE.*
* I know a tiny bit of art. Jackson Pollock: born 1912, died 1956. Vincent Van Gogh cut off his ear (disappointed with his drawings). Monet had a HUGE beard. Ithangyew