The Danger-Fraught World of ASOS

ASOS has some pretty nifty stuff on it. Like this watch, which will soon be mine for but twenty pounds!

but then it also has some stuff on like THIS:

which can be yours for only sixty quid. ARE YOU MENTAL? It looks like something Forrest Gump would wear.

And what about this little set!

Well wouldn't you be the belle of the ball in that!

I think the moral of the story is to slightly wary of the 'I can pull that off!' mindset, sat brandishing a Pepperami at your laptop after a night out. "Those guys at work won't know WHAT'S hit them when I strut into the office wearing these!"

"Casual Friday, here I come!"

Enough.