Smoothing the way for Mr Christopher's impending repatriation to London at the end of the summer, London is apeing Amsterdam this weekend with an all-day canal party.
Though the location looks slightly less attractive than my current stomping ground, there's decent house, disco and a splash of reggae, along with drinks, a dancefloor and a BBQ.
How bad can it be. Get thee to 'Park Royal'. (No, me neither)