This piece of return mail was received recently by New Humanist, a rationalist magazine with a roster of controversial contributors including famous ranty atheist Richard Dawkins.
ZING! Very funny Mr. Former Subscriber! Ten sass points, and an 'A' for effort.
And if the note that the japester scrawled is true, then I bet it was a very proud moment for him, a very rewarding one for Him, and a very bad one for HIM.